That I wasn't 17, living in England, a working actor, that I knew Kiera and had some inkling that the girl wanted to get lit and get laid.
Seriously, when the justice system created that little statue, rocking the Clash of the Titans toga in full weaponry, they should have created one for twits like myself who, while in college, decided to actually work to get decent grades instead of smashing beer bottles against walls for no good reason. There should've been a system created wheras I could have plopped epherma on either side of that scale to really weigh my options as a lad.
"Keep reading Ethan Frome....or chug a few sixers with the boys down at Delta Mu...."
Regrets? I have a few.